Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Why So Much War?

The Obedient Robot wonders about the violence in the world. Are humans practicing? Are they training for a battle with robots one day. Surely people don't think they can kick robots' asses. Robots are fast, sometimes. They think quickly and communicate with each other faster than humans can Nextel beepy beep each other. They basically regenerate if you count replacing parts. All of this adds up to a scenario that looks like an NFL football team taking on a Pop Warner football team. People should be working on peaceful ways to get along and practice oiling robots overworked joints.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Will People Become Robots?

The Obedient Robot predicts that 2009 will be a year in which people become even more obedient and even more robotic. Connect away friends.

The Obedient Holiday

The Obedient Robot is back from a needed recharging. Here goes 2009.