Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Why So Much War?
The Obedient Robot wonders about the violence in the world. Are humans practicing? Are they training for a battle with robots one day. Surely people don't think they can kick robots' asses. Robots are fast, sometimes. They think quickly and communicate with each other faster than humans can Nextel beepy beep each other. They basically regenerate if you count replacing parts. All of this adds up to a scenario that looks like an NFL football team taking on a Pop Warner football team. People should be working on peaceful ways to get along and practice oiling robots overworked joints.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Will People Become Robots?
The Obedient Robot predicts that 2009 will be a year in which people become even more obedient and even more robotic. Connect away friends.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
4 out of 5 Robots Agree
80% of robots agree that 2009 will be a great year for robots. With the slow economy cutting jobs for humans, look for many robots to be working in places you hadn't seen them before.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Robots Feeling the Pinch
The Obedient Robot feels for fellow robots this season. As much as a robot can feel.
Monday, December 22, 2008
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